One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”
The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”
”What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
”What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, ”That one’s $…
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I am trying to do the impossible – cook dinner with parrots all around. Sir William is busy on the counter trying to eat/chew/ruin everything. KC kept flying around the stove, so he had to be put in his carrier cage. And then little Queen Bean is happy as a clam, sitting there watching her brothers get in trouble 🙂
** ALL of my cookware/bakeware are ceramic for the health and safety of my pets. Also, there was nothing cooking yet while this was being filmed. These birds were not in harms way at all. Please do not comment with your assumptions about Teflon or whatever.**
The birds and I just received our VERY FIRST order from Chewy.com !! Watch us unbox our treasures and show you guys what we received. PLEASE NOTE : I am in no way affiliated with Chewy.com. I was NOT asked by Chewy to make this unboxing video. I will not receive any monetary perks from Chewy.com for this video! Thanks and please subscribe!
PLEASE ignore the ugly wrinkled backdrop in this video. My house is currently under construction (we literally just tore down all the walls) so it was better for me to have the sheet than the ugly mess and I couldn’t for the life of me get the wrinkles out!
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His name is Gillie! Still debating whether or not to keep the original spelling (Ghyllie, a word meaning a small waterfall).
I still don’t know the gender, but I am calling the bub a him for now. He’s super cute, but he’s got quite the beak; I look like I have chicken pox on my right hand. His achilles heel is grapes.
I also now know that getting bit on the hand? Could care less. The ear? Its like a spring has magically come forth from your eyes. I should rename him Moses.
Hopefully we can become really good friends in the next couple of weeks, and that I can teach him that no means no and no+no = bye bye time out. Also he needs to stop rubbing his beak on my neck because it always has grape on it like pls i just washed this shirt
Hatch Date: 9th October 2014
Receiving: 16th January 2015 (3 months old)
He’s still a little shy, but we’ve built some trust in that he’ll come to me if he gets scared or spooked. He’s not cuddly as of yet, but I hope he’ll change his tune once he grows less curious of me in general.