Things to do today:
1. Make Vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators – get them to follow each other.
3. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers yell “It worked!” and
run out cheering.
4. Become a doctor. Change last name to Akula.
5. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
6. Buy a parrot. Teach it to say “Help I’ve been turned into a parrot!”